Instructions unclear, now i am still a fucking looser

Instructions unclear

I'm now the General Secretary of the Communist Party

I'm a girl. Can I become a popette?

Instructions unclear I'm a fiend.

Ffs Gray, I could have been 4th Dan or whatever with those scientologists by now. This book doesn't even make sense.

Instructions unclear, liked the pic of an instagram model.
-Pope Francis

Yooo i followed your instruction 7 years ago and now i have a cult. Some may say fun time?

When footnotes get almost a million views...

Lol i used the same photo of Vatican in my video

Instructions Unclear

I am in a swamp

instructions were great!




Now I'm Thirumeni of the Mar Thoma Church

Pope is the head of Roman-Catholic Church, one of 23 local catholic churches. Is also the ruler of this union, of the Catholic Church.

I'm sorry but I'm a "computer scienctist"
So when I read the title I thought you wanted to import a module in python.

Me who already became pope from the last video : ..

Ah well I wish you'd have told me this sooner! Seems like I accidentally became Archbishop of Canterury instead!

I see 1 million other wanted a 26 second video on how to be Pope unfortunately kids it just ain’t that easy.

as a Muslim can i be a Pope

hmm then i ll be a imam then

It's like an atheist asking about entring heaven

Great. Already failed step one, be a male.

That was very helpful cheers mate.

better to become a stripper than to become a Pope and die virgin

Well I am a male so maybe🤔

Does this work for Eastern Orthodoxy?

Billion*

There's are over 2 billion members not billion employees

23 different churches and all of them need to f□ck off.

That explains why i became stuck in hell

@Teamgeist cmon. I gave the people the tools to make the internet. Give me some leeway here. And dont forget. Thats also why we now have skaterigs down here

You would deserve a place in hell if you were pope.

23 Catholic churches?

Alexandrian Rite (3) Coptic, Ethiopian, Eritrean Armenian Rite (1) Armenian Byzantine Rite (14) Albanian, Belarussian, Bulgarian, Croatian and Serbian, Greek, Hungarian, Italo-Albanian, Macedonian, Melkite, Romanian, Russian, Ruthenian, Slovak, Ukrainian East Syriac Rite (2) Chaldean, Syro-Malabar Latin Rite (1) Latin West Syriac Rite (3) Maronite, Syriac, Syro-Malankara

Simple, just offer him your ass

Before what

"Sacrifice virginity"

Oh shit. I fucked up somewhere. Delete this.
-Francis

I am. Not christian but still the video was satisfying

Check your local rules and regulations before applying to be Pope. Restrictions may apply. Void where prohibited. Offer not valid in WY or ND, because why the hell are they states?

The Pope is the Antichrist.

Ooooo... So thats why it didn't work.

Im still not clear whether this gives me authority to kick Bishop Brennen up the Arse

Instructions unclear, I'm now the Dalai Lama

Interest

Terms and conditions apply

Omg...this is the funniest video ever

instructions unclear, accidentally started a religion

As a Melkite, I really must thank you for this one.

"A million people in every country" tf is that supposed to mean

Any unmarried, confirmed Catholic male is eligible to become Pope.

Instructions unclear : I have become an atheist now.

To be fair, one of the 23 churches - the Latin Church - makes up like 98% of all Catholics in the world.

Instructions unclear, now the president of the United States.

Followed instructions but I think I got it wrong somewhere in the middle. Anyway, "Furher" doesn't sound that bad either.

666K views. Nice

666k views lol

666,300 views but not 888,000 ?

Well, there is actually one Catholic Church as an institution, those 23 groups are more commonly called "Rites" because they are part of the same Church not 23 separate groups all subject to the Pope.

Nope. This is inaccurate. A Rite is a liturgical patrimony. The 23 separate groups are in fact sui iuris Churches. The Churches are self governing and have their own Patriarchs, Metropolitans, etc. They are in communion with the Latin (Roman) Catholic Church and the Pope is considered to be “first among equals” (kinda acts like a referee if there is a dispute during the self governing).

Instructions unclear
I've became a fallen angel and exiled to Earth

I havent actually watched the video, only this footnote

Good to know that now.
Even though I have already become the pope haha

Instructions unclear, I am a father of a million kids now, welfare is killing me

Why does YouTube reccomend me the footnote and not the ACTUAL VIDEO!?!?!

يا كفار

this is what today's society leads to.

"2000 year old"
> Me when the catholics are only around 1600 years old because they split from the orthodox church

Why the fuck you post this 6 years after the original?

Are you shitting me? There’s at least 7 different rites all around the Middle East and you’re big follow to a 7 year old video is this 25-second spit? God damn please do your homework and give us more quality and in depth info this this POS

Goddamn it, please make the steps more clear. I tried to follow the steps and now I am the President of the People’s Republic of China and the General Secretary of the Communist Party of China. So what do I do now?

Okay I’ll start right away

Instructions unclear, I am now the Dali Lama.

Searched up Fortnite and saw this

It’s not a religion it’s following Christ

instructions unclear, I founded new cult and its already rivaling Pope in popularity.

Instructions unclear
I'm now a microwave

Stainless steel microwave you committed to this for 7 months huh?

@MWPSBCID ok lol.

@Pizza Lord The microwave keeps me alive so it's holy to me and I worship it.

Normie

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Ooooooooh that's why I've became a sultan of Ottoman Empire the last video was missing from the instructions...

Hmm I'm not sure about "23 Catholic Churches", as they're still part of the same Church in both leadership and fundamentals of faith. Traditions sure are different though.

Not a new tradition, rather an existing old tradition that finally had their own separate hierarchy established.

We don’t describe ourselves as “under the Pope”. We say we are “in communion” and the Pope is “first among equals”. He is more like a referee if there is an issue in the self governing. Feel free to read the Code of a Cannons of the Eastern churches. It is explicitly stated that the 24 are sui iuris (autonomous) churches.

But can we call these churches autonomous if they're still under the same Pope? Didnt know there was a recent new tradition tho

Grey is correct there are 23 (24 now) churches that make up the Catholic Church. Self governing, autonomous churches with different traditions that are in communion to make up the Catholic Church.

search; the gnosis of karol wojtyla.

Instruction were not clear i accedentaly reformed nazi germany
Roman empire
Kingd of judah
British raj
Hittie
Mamluk sultanate
And qing dynasty

Welp the primary instruction is to like "kids" way more than others

But

Cgp grey:a religion in every country
North Korea:are you sure about that

Carsonian The Great 👍

North Korea has a substantial Catholic population in hiding

They are traditional not modern.we spot a boomer life

Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in blender trying to rape a kid.

@azar

by fucking and killing children?

All you really need know, is that the Pope, is the head of the whole Catholic Church, and the head of the Roman Rite. So you will just need to switch rites. Which is fine.

The Catholic Church never ceases to impress me with how ingrained into society many religions are

This is pretty big foot note grey

HABEMUS PAPAM!

Its more of branches than separate Catholic churches. Also the married thing. Your wrong. No Catholic priest, eastern, Anglican or otherwise can become married at any point. I should know this. I'm Catholic myself

I should point out that a man must be married first before any ordination. Once ordained, if unmarried, they must be celibate. But if already married, they need not be celibate.

There is only ONE CATHOLIC CHURCH with 23 rites. Not 23 churches.

I get most people don’t enjoy being wrong. It must be the new normal to call people names after they are presented with evidence that they made a factually incorrect claim when trying to correct someone who was right in the first place.

@Brandie Basalla I was being very BRIEF, for lack of space. But yes, thanks for your lengthy, albeit smug, comment.

It is important to actually know what you are talking about when you try to correct someone. A Rite is a liturgical patrimony. There are 14 autonomous churches that follow the Byzantine (Constantinopolitan) Rite. There are in fact 23 (24 now) sui iuris (autonomous) churches in the ONE CATHOLIC CHURCH. The 24 churches are autonomous, self governing and have their own self elected Patriarchs, Metropolitans, etc. The sui iuris churches are united in communion (meaning they recognize each other's sacraments as valid) and as a whole (all churches in communion) make up One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church. The Pope is the Patriarch of the Latin (Roman) Church is considered to be “first among equals” (kinda acts like a referee if there is a dispute during the self governing process). The Pope often confirms the elected heads of each of the other individual sui iuris churches. You might want to check out the Code of Cannons of the Eastern Churches for more background information.

Hey Grey, how are you? So, I'm very new to your channel, though instantly I started loving your videos, not only because they're straight to the point and short but also have QUALITY. I'm from Brazil, and I'd like so much to watch a new video of yours with something regarding my country, as you did with the UK and Canada. Cheers, have a nice day whenever you're reading this comment (very unlikely)!

Dammit, I accidentally became patriarch of the Etheopian Orthodox Church. Thanks for nothing

Actually there are 24 Catholic Churches Sui Juris.

instructions unclear: I am now the Supreme Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. What do I do now?

You have to level up to caliph of mecca

Grey: before applying. me: wait a minute.....

Instructions unclear.
Became Protestant

Christian are racist they dont aceept woman

Instructions unclear!
Instead: became monarch of Aberdeen.

24!!!!!!!!!

Instructions unclear, I now suck dick

Instructions unclear became dear leader of North Korea

Me: Ok, this video is super easy I’ll just follow this
Me: *follows video*
Me: Whoops, became the King of Denmark

Yeah don't you just hate it when you accidentally cause a socialist rebellion?

I wouldn't say every country,


Places like North Korea and Saudi Arabia come to mind...

Catholicism isn't 2000 years old. It's almost 1000 years old. The Great Schism was in 1054. So that's almost 1000 years ago.

@Valentin Preda "There's no clear evidence that Christ appointed Peter as his steward". This is false and this false belief is caused by a lack of theology and hermeneutics knowledge... which is understandable since you aren't a theology student. We know that Peter is steward because of the parallel between the Gospel of Matthew and Isaiah, and because Peter is called "the chief" when the apostles are listed, and because Jesus ordered Peter to be Shepard (To lead or to rule) and to tend and feed (teach and sanctify) His flock (The Church). Also you have Jesus praying for Peter's faith and asking him to confirm his brethren in the faith, all of these in the context of the apostles discussing who was the greatest. This is in the Gospels. Peter died in Rome and was bishop of Rome because he wrote his letter from Babylon, which means Rome for the early christians, and the Church Fathers wrote that Peter was the head of the Church of Rome. I can put the exact passages and documents if you want but that would take longer. I'm not trying to be rude. My English is just weird because is not my native tongue.

@Lea Plaza Music I'm studying History at my University and I'm just saying what my professor taught us. In fact, she isn't even a religious person, she is actually against the Orthodox Church and in favour of the Catholic Church, but she still felt the need to point out these facts that I've written down. I didn't get into Theology, and nor do I plan to, since I am not a theologian, but a mere student historian. And even historically, there is no clear evidence in the Bible of Christ appointing Peter as His steward. There is also no historical evidence of Peter actually being a bishop in Rome. We know he was killed in Rome, but of him being bishop of Rome we know nothing for certain. If you do have a source to that, please share it, maybe I've missed it. Besides, between two people of different denomination that both hold strongly to their denomination's teachings, all there can be is pointless debate. I'm not trying to imply anything, but this is the situation.

@Valentin Preda to say that the eastern orthodox added nothing new and implying that papal supremacy is an hetherodox teaching as if this were facts is quite bias... Christ founded a Church. This Church is called catholic because of her universality. She is also called one because of the unity commanded by the Word of God. She is called holy because of the nature of the founder, and also apostolic because her members are sent to the world to spread the good news. Alongside with this names the Church is called "Roman" because the definite See chosen by the Steward of the King, appointed by Jesus Christ the King himself, the apostle Peter, was the See of Rome. The Church have existed with the "Roman" attribute since Peter decided to stay there as bishop, unless he wasn't truly appointed as Steward of Christ the King.

I didn't mention the dogmas part to discard one side or the other, just to point out where the differences started appearing and how they have evolved in time.

@Lea Plaza Music True, but I'm not talking about the term, I am talking about the institution, the Roman Catholic Church. There was no "Roman Catholic Church" before the Schism, since both West and East were united in one Church, the original Christian Church, which had as official teachings the dogmas from the Seven Holy Councils. After the break, the Western Church also gave official status to their own teachings - Filioque and papal supremacy (which started flourishing unofficially in the West since the 6th century or so). The Eastern Church on the other hand added nothing new to its teachings for the following millennia, keeping only what had been stated as official dogma at the Seven Councils I mentioned above.

I tried to become the Pope of the Catholic church, but ended up the Pope of the Coptic church in Cairo. Not the Catholic Coptic church in Egypt, the independent one. Really could have used these notes.