Footnote * from How to Become Pope

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From How to Become Pope: noburn.info/id/video/0XqbesOjaZCMbnI.html
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De chill
De chill - 18 timer siden
Instructions unclear, now i am still a fucking looser
Talal Aldokhayel
Talal Aldokhayel - 3 dager siden
Instructions unclear

I'm now the General Secretary of the Communist Party
Elżbieta Kowalska
Elżbieta Kowalska - 3 dager siden
I'm a girl. Can I become a popette?
Driver Nephi
Driver Nephi - 12 dager siden
Instructions unclear I'm a fiend.
Chris Behnke
Chris Behnke - 16 dager siden
Ffs Gray, I could have been 4th Dan or whatever with those scientologists by now. This book doesn't even make sense.
Akshat Dobhal
Akshat Dobhal - 17 dager siden
Instructions unclear, liked the pic of an instagram model.
-Pope Francis
sucka puncha
sucka puncha - 25 dager siden
Yooo i followed your instruction 7 years ago and now i have a cult. Some may say fun time?
Seven Aries
Seven Aries - Måned siden
When footnotes get almost a million views...
JL History
JL History - Måned siden
Lol i used the same photo of Vatican in my video
Thatone toad
Thatone toad - Måned siden
Instructions Unclear

I am in a swamp
A Commenting Account
A Commenting Account - Måned siden
instructions were great!




Now I'm Thirumeni of the Mar Thoma Church
Ciobîrca Sandu
Ciobîrca Sandu - Måned siden
Pope is the head of Roman-Catholic Church, one of 23 local catholic churches. Is also the ruler of this union, of the Catholic Church.
mateusz molenda
mateusz molenda - 2 måneder siden
I'm sorry but I'm a "computer scienctist"
So when I read the title I thought you wanted to import a module in python.
Dr. Monir
Dr. Monir - 2 måneder siden
Me who already became pope from the last video : ..
Corey Williams
Corey Williams - 2 måneder siden
Ah well I wish you'd have told me this sooner! Seems like I accidentally became Archbishop of Canterury instead!
ariel milien
ariel milien - 2 måneder siden
I see 1 million other wanted a 26 second video on how to be Pope unfortunately kids it just ain’t that easy.
scheiße posting
scheiße posting - 2 måneder siden
as a Muslim can i be a Pope
scheiße posting
scheiße posting - 2 måneder siden
hmm then i ll be a imam then
Wolf Gang
Wolf Gang - 2 måneder siden
It's like an atheist asking about entring heaven
Madison Morris
Madison Morris - 2 måneder siden
Great. Already failed step one, be a male.
Dani Rijnsburger
Dani Rijnsburger - 2 måneder siden
That was very helpful cheers mate.
Dawood Riaz Ahmed
Dawood Riaz Ahmed - 2 måneder siden
better to become a stripper than to become a Pope and die virgin
Jeff Sanders
Jeff Sanders - 2 måneder siden
Well I am a male so maybe🤔
Chandara Kim
Chandara Kim - 2 måneder siden
Does this work for Eastern Orthodoxy?
Luke Tony Denham
Luke Tony Denham - 2 måneder siden
Billion*
Munjee
Munjee - 2 måneder siden
There's are over 2 billion members not billion employees
Teamgeist
Teamgeist - 2 måneder siden
23 different churches and all of them need to f□ck off.
Azazel
Azazel - 2 måneder siden
That explains why i became stuck in hell
Azazel
Azazel - 2 måneder siden
@Teamgeist cmon. I gave the people the tools to make the internet. Give me some leeway here. And dont forget. Thats also why we now have skaterigs down here
Teamgeist
Teamgeist - 2 måneder siden
You would deserve a place in hell if you were pope.
MrBurns
MrBurns - 3 måneder siden
23 Catholic churches?
Miller Peshek
Miller Peshek - 2 måneder siden
Alexandrian Rite (3) Coptic, Ethiopian, Eritrean Armenian Rite (1) Armenian Byzantine Rite (14) Albanian, Belarussian, Bulgarian, Croatian and Serbian, Greek, Hungarian, Italo-Albanian, Macedonian, Melkite, Romanian, Russian, Ruthenian, Slovak, Ukrainian East Syriac Rite (2) Chaldean, Syro-Malabar Latin Rite (1) Latin West Syriac Rite (3) Maronite, Syriac, Syro-Malankara
Shrey Gera
Shrey Gera - 3 måneder siden
Simple, just offer him your ass
Logan Skowron
Logan Skowron - 3 måneder siden
Before what
imam ghazali
imam ghazali - 3 måneder siden
"Sacrifice virginity"
Carl Anthony
Carl Anthony - 3 måneder siden
Oh shit. I fucked up somewhere. Delete this.
-Francis
Tanishq Shrivastava
Tanishq Shrivastava - 3 måneder siden
I am. Not christian but still the video was satisfying
Idli Amin fka Senator Tankerbell
Check your local rules and regulations before applying to be Pope. Restrictions may apply. Void where prohibited. Offer not valid in WY or ND, because why the hell are they states?
Quezada PesadillaJAJA
Quezada PesadillaJAJA - 3 måneder siden
The Pope is the Antichrist.
Mr. Potato
Mr. Potato - 4 måneder siden
Ooooo... So thats why it didn't work.
Dave Cross
Dave Cross - 4 måneder siden
Im still not clear whether this gives me authority to kick Bishop Brennen up the Arse
Truepachi
Truepachi - 4 måneder siden
Instructions unclear, I'm now the Dalai Lama
Il Sopravvissuto
Il Sopravvissuto - 4 måneder siden
Interest
WallChart
WallChart - 5 måneder siden
Terms and conditions apply
sochyvonn nora
sochyvonn nora - 5 måneder siden
Omg...this is the funniest video ever
sci_pain3
sci_pain3 - 5 måneder siden
instructions unclear, accidentally started a religion
TeeComedian
TeeComedian - 5 måneder siden
As a Melkite, I really must thank you for this one.
Annurissimo 10
Annurissimo 10 - 5 måneder siden
"A million people in every country" tf is that supposed to mean
marshalt
marshalt - 5 måneder siden
Any unmarried, confirmed Catholic male is eligible to become Pope.
Anand Tajane
Anand Tajane - 5 måneder siden
Instructions unclear : I have become an atheist now.
TurtleMarcus
TurtleMarcus - 5 måneder siden
To be fair, one of the 23 churches - the Latin Church - makes up like 98% of all Catholics in the world.
Hayden Chan
Hayden Chan - 5 måneder siden
Instructions unclear, now the president of the United States.
Wouter Lahousse
Wouter Lahousse - 5 måneder siden
Followed instructions but I think I got it wrong somewhere in the middle. Anyway, "Furher" doesn't sound that bad either.
Jeremy Lee
Jeremy Lee - 5 måneder siden
666K views. Nice
Felix Velez
Felix Velez - 5 måneder siden
666k views lol
sml master 18
sml master 18 - 5 måneder siden
666,300 views but not 888,000 ?
league of pingu -01
league of pingu -01 - 5 måneder siden
Well, there is actually one Catholic Church as an institution, those 23 groups are more commonly called "Rites" because they are part of the same Church not 23 separate groups all subject to the Pope.
Brandie Basalla
Brandie Basalla - 2 måneder siden
Nope. This is inaccurate. A Rite is a liturgical patrimony. The 23 separate groups are in fact sui iuris Churches. The Churches are self governing and have their own Patriarchs, Metropolitans, etc. They are in communion with the Latin (Roman) Catholic Church and the Pope is considered to be “first among equals” (kinda acts like a referee if there is a dispute during the self governing).
Syed Khaleeq
Syed Khaleeq - 6 måneder siden
Instructions unclear
I've became a fallen angel and exiled to Earth
Based Francis
Based Francis - 6 måneder siden
I havent actually watched the video, only this footnote
Siptom
Siptom - 6 måneder siden
Good to know that now.
Even though I have already become the pope haha
Fernando Veiga
Fernando Veiga - 6 måneder siden
Instructions unclear, I am a father of a million kids now, welfare is killing me
TheZekBlaster Vlogs
TheZekBlaster Vlogs - 6 måneder siden
Why does YouTube reccomend me the footnote and not the ACTUAL VIDEO!?!?!
Mazen . rd
Mazen . rd - 6 måneder siden
يا كفار
nicopad22
nicopad22 - 6 måneder siden
this is what today's society leads to.
R. K.
R. K. - 7 måneder siden
"2000 year old"
> Me when the catholics are only around 1600 years old because they split from the orthodox church
HacaPotato
HacaPotato - 7 måneder siden
Why the fuck you post this 6 years after the original?
Stuart Johnson
Stuart Johnson - 7 måneder siden
Are you shitting me? There’s at least 7 different rites all around the Middle East and you’re big follow to a 7 year old video is this 25-second spit? God damn please do your homework and give us more quality and in depth info this this POS
Michael Zheng
Michael Zheng - 7 måneder siden
Goddamn it, please make the steps more clear. I tried to follow the steps and now I am the President of the People’s Republic of China and the General Secretary of the Communist Party of China. So what do I do now?
Henrayiii The 3rd
Henrayiii The 3rd - 7 måneder siden
Okay I’ll start right away
Maxwell Weiss
Maxwell Weiss - 7 måneder siden
Instructions unclear, I am now the Dali Lama.
STEAM
STEAM - 7 måneder siden
Searched up Fortnite and saw this
ROCKY
ROCKY - 7 måneder siden
It’s not a religion it’s following Christ
Cynderfan35
Cynderfan35 - 7 måneder siden
instructions unclear, I founded new cult and its already rivaling Pope in popularity.
Stainless steel microwave
Stainless steel microwave - 8 måneder siden
Instructions unclear
I'm now a microwave
Eli Richey
Eli Richey - 6 dager siden
Stainless steel microwave you committed to this for 7 months huh?
Pizza Lord
Pizza Lord - 12 dager siden
@MWPSBCID ok lol.
MWPSBCID
MWPSBCID - 12 dager siden
@Pizza Lord The microwave keeps me alive so it's holy to me and I worship it.
Reeanna S
Reeanna S - Måned siden
Normie
Marco Diaz
Marco Diaz - 2 måneder siden
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Özberk Akbaş
Özberk Akbaş - 8 måneder siden
Ooooooooh that's why I've became a sultan of Ottoman Empire the last video was missing from the instructions...
Eichro
Eichro - 8 måneder siden
Hmm I'm not sure about "23 Catholic Churches", as they're still part of the same Church in both leadership and fundamentals of faith. Traditions sure are different though.
Brandie Basalla
Brandie Basalla - 2 måneder siden
Not a new tradition, rather an existing old tradition that finally had their own separate hierarchy established.
Brandie Basalla
Brandie Basalla - 2 måneder siden
We don’t describe ourselves as “under the Pope”. We say we are “in communion” and the Pope is “first among equals”. He is more like a referee if there is an issue in the self governing. Feel free to read the Code of a Cannons of the Eastern churches. It is explicitly stated that the 24 are sui iuris (autonomous) churches.
Eichro
Eichro - 2 måneder siden
But can we call these churches autonomous if they're still under the same Pope? Didnt know there was a recent new tradition tho
Brandie Basalla
Brandie Basalla - 2 måneder siden
Grey is correct there are 23 (24 now) churches that make up the Catholic Church. Self governing, autonomous churches with different traditions that are in communion to make up the Catholic Church.
joe bloise
joe bloise - 8 måneder siden
search; the gnosis of karol wojtyla.
Italian Swampert
Italian Swampert - 9 måneder siden
Instruction were not clear i accedentaly reformed nazi germany
Roman empire
Kingd of judah
British raj
Hittie
Mamluk sultanate
And qing dynasty
Italian Swampert
Italian Swampert - 9 måneder siden
Welp the primary instruction is to like "kids" way more than others
Italian Swampert
Italian Swampert - 9 måneder siden
But
[MultiTopics]Naphtali Luther Flores
Cgp grey:a religion in every country
North Korea:are you sure about that
[MultiTopics]Naphtali Luther Flores
Carsonian The Great 👍
Carsonian The Great
Carsonian The Great - 5 måneder siden
North Korea has a substantial Catholic population in hiding
Rob Luck
Rob Luck - 10 måneder siden
They are traditional not modern.we spot a boomer life
Lemar Sullivan
Lemar Sullivan - 10 måneder siden
Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in blender trying to rape a kid.
comrade choky 2711
comrade choky 2711 - 10 måneder siden
@azar
PHOTOART
PHOTOART - 10 måneder siden
by fucking and killing children?
Warren Piece
Warren Piece - 10 måneder siden
All you really need know, is that the Pope, is the head of the whole Catholic Church, and the head of the Roman Rite. So you will just need to switch rites. Which is fine.
NoMoreTourz
NoMoreTourz - 10 måneder siden
The Catholic Church never ceases to impress me with how ingrained into society many religions are
NoMoreTourz
NoMoreTourz - 10 måneder siden
This is pretty big foot note grey
Joe Mysic
Joe Mysic - 11 måneder siden
HABEMUS PAPAM!
Garrett Haggar
Garrett Haggar - 11 måneder siden
Its more of branches than separate Catholic churches. Also the married thing. Your wrong. No Catholic priest, eastern, Anglican or otherwise can become married at any point. I should know this. I'm Catholic myself
Brandie Basalla
Brandie Basalla - 2 måneder siden
I should point out that a man must be married first before any ordination. Once ordained, if unmarried, they must be celibate. But if already married, they need not be celibate.
Carpe Linguae
Carpe Linguae - År siden
There is only ONE CATHOLIC CHURCH with 23 rites. Not 23 churches.
Brandie Basalla
Brandie Basalla - 2 måneder siden
I get most people don’t enjoy being wrong. It must be the new normal to call people names after they are presented with evidence that they made a factually incorrect claim when trying to correct someone who was right in the first place.
Carpe Linguae
Carpe Linguae - 2 måneder siden
@Brandie Basalla I was being very BRIEF, for lack of space. But yes, thanks for your lengthy, albeit smug, comment.
Brandie Basalla
Brandie Basalla - 2 måneder siden
It is important to actually know what you are talking about when you try to correct someone. A Rite is a liturgical patrimony. There are 14 autonomous churches that follow the Byzantine (Constantinopolitan) Rite. There are in fact 23 (24 now) sui iuris (autonomous) churches in the ONE CATHOLIC CHURCH. The 24 churches are autonomous, self governing and have their own self elected Patriarchs, Metropolitans, etc. The sui iuris churches are united in communion (meaning they recognize each other's sacraments as valid) and as a whole (all churches in communion) make up One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church. The Pope is the Patriarch of the Latin (Roman) Church is considered to be “first among equals” (kinda acts like a referee if there is a dispute during the self governing process). The Pope often confirms the elected heads of each of the other individual sui iuris churches. You might want to check out the Code of Cannons of the Eastern Churches for more background information.
Kauã Maia
Kauã Maia - År siden
Hey Grey, how are you? So, I'm very new to your channel, though instantly I started loving your videos, not only because they're straight to the point and short but also have QUALITY. I'm from Brazil, and I'd like so much to watch a new video of yours with something regarding my country, as you did with the UK and Canada. Cheers, have a nice day whenever you're reading this comment (very unlikely)!
Al Bowlly
Al Bowlly - År siden
Dammit, I accidentally became patriarch of the Etheopian Orthodox Church. Thanks for nothing
Thomas Lashley
Thomas Lashley - År siden
Actually there are 24 Catholic Churches Sui Juris.
Henk -
Henk - - År siden
instructions unclear: I am now the Supreme Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. What do I do now?
Princess Tinkle Panties
Princess Tinkle Panties - 3 måneder siden
You have to level up to caliph of mecca
DragonSlayer
DragonSlayer - År siden
Grey: before applying. me: wait a minute.....
Granger Montag
Granger Montag - År siden
Instructions unclear.
Became Protestant
Spamkarma
Spamkarma - År siden
Christian are racist they dont aceept woman
himanshu singh
himanshu singh - År siden
Instructions unclear!
Instead: became monarch of Aberdeen.
adjust your truth
adjust your truth - År siden
24!!!!!!!!!
Aj Argo
Aj Argo - År siden
Instructions unclear, I now suck dick
Luke Skywalker
Luke Skywalker - År siden
Instructions unclear became dear leader of North Korea
James McCormick
James McCormick - År siden
Me: Ok, this video is super easy I’ll just follow this
Me: *follows video*
Me: Whoops, became the King of Denmark
Armah Pruski
Armah Pruski - 3 måneder siden
Yeah don't you just hate it when you accidentally cause a socialist rebellion?
Samuel Woolwine IV
Samuel Woolwine IV - År siden
I wouldn't say every country,


Places like North Korea and Saudi Arabia come to mind...
Valentin Preda
Valentin Preda - År siden
Catholicism isn't 2000 years old. It's almost 1000 years old. The Great Schism was in 1054. So that's almost 1000 years ago.
Lea Plaza Music
Lea Plaza Music - År siden
@Valentin Preda "There's no clear evidence that Christ appointed Peter as his steward". This is false and this false belief is caused by a lack of theology and hermeneutics knowledge... which is understandable since you aren't a theology student. We know that Peter is steward because of the parallel between the Gospel of Matthew and Isaiah, and because Peter is called "the chief" when the apostles are listed, and because Jesus ordered Peter to be Shepard (To lead or to rule) and to tend and feed (teach and sanctify) His flock (The Church). Also you have Jesus praying for Peter's faith and asking him to confirm his brethren in the faith, all of these in the context of the apostles discussing who was the greatest. This is in the Gospels. Peter died in Rome and was bishop of Rome because he wrote his letter from Babylon, which means Rome for the early christians, and the Church Fathers wrote that Peter was the head of the Church of Rome. I can put the exact passages and documents if you want but that would take longer. I'm not trying to be rude. My English is just weird because is not my native tongue.
Valentin Preda
Valentin Preda - År siden
@Lea Plaza Music I'm studying History at my University and I'm just saying what my professor taught us. In fact, she isn't even a religious person, she is actually against the Orthodox Church and in favour of the Catholic Church, but she still felt the need to point out these facts that I've written down. I didn't get into Theology, and nor do I plan to, since I am not a theologian, but a mere student historian. And even historically, there is no clear evidence in the Bible of Christ appointing Peter as His steward. There is also no historical evidence of Peter actually being a bishop in Rome. We know he was killed in Rome, but of him being bishop of Rome we know nothing for certain. If you do have a source to that, please share it, maybe I've missed it. Besides, between two people of different denomination that both hold strongly to their denomination's teachings, all there can be is pointless debate. I'm not trying to imply anything, but this is the situation.
Lea Plaza Music
Lea Plaza Music - År siden
@Valentin Preda to say that the eastern orthodox added nothing new and implying that papal supremacy is an hetherodox teaching as if this were facts is quite bias... Christ founded a Church. This Church is called catholic because of her universality. She is also called one because of the unity commanded by the Word of God. She is called holy because of the nature of the founder, and also apostolic because her members are sent to the world to spread the good news. Alongside with this names the Church is called "Roman" because the definite See chosen by the Steward of the King, appointed by Jesus Christ the King himself, the apostle Peter, was the See of Rome. The Church have existed with the "Roman" attribute since Peter decided to stay there as bishop, unless he wasn't truly appointed as Steward of Christ the King.
Valentin Preda
Valentin Preda - År siden
I didn't mention the dogmas part to discard one side or the other, just to point out where the differences started appearing and how they have evolved in time.
Valentin Preda
Valentin Preda - År siden
@Lea Plaza Music True, but I'm not talking about the term, I am talking about the institution, the Roman Catholic Church. There was no "Roman Catholic Church" before the Schism, since both West and East were united in one Church, the original Christian Church, which had as official teachings the dogmas from the Seven Holy Councils. After the break, the Western Church also gave official status to their own teachings - Filioque and papal supremacy (which started flourishing unofficially in the West since the 6th century or so). The Eastern Church on the other hand added nothing new to its teachings for the following millennia, keeping only what had been stated as official dogma at the Seven Councils I mentioned above.
Aristocles
Aristocles - År siden
I tried to become the Pope of the Catholic church, but ended up the Pope of the Coptic church in Cairo. Not the Catholic Coptic church in Egypt, the independent one. Really could have used these notes.
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